Hoe hoe hoe 😉 We’re coming up to that time of the year again when it’s appropriate to send inappropriate text and photo pings to the girls in your contacts:
Are you on Santa’s Naughty or Nice list this year?
I hope you’ve got your elf costume ready for Santa
Use these obvious themes of being bad for Santa, her elf-like qualities and such cheap innuendos as coming down her chimney when you’re sending your pings – calibrated to the girl of course.
Take inspiration from one of my favourite frisky festive-films-gone-wrong, “Bad Santa” (2003):
Or go one step too far and become a Bad Santa yourself 😉