Daygame Christmas Pings

Hoe hoe hoe 😉 We’re coming up to that time of the year again when it’s appropriate to send inappropriate text and photo pings to the girls in your contacts:


Are you on Santa’s Naughty or Nice list this year?


I hope you’ve got your elf costume ready for Santa


Use these obvious themes of being bad for Santa, her elf-like qualities and such cheap innuendos as coming down her chimney when you’re sending your pings – calibrated to the girl of course.



Take inspiration from one of my favourite frisky festive-films-gone-wrong, “Bad Santa” (2003):


Or go one step too far and become a Bad Santa yourself 😉

2 thoughts on “Daygame Christmas Pings”

  1. In the video , I like how is “looking like he’s humping the pin ball machine” – I’m gonna use it. Goal setted : )

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